In lieu of an actual update, I give you links

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Road_signs_warn_of_zombies

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/how-fish-almost-destroyed-my-childhood.html

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/10/funny-pictures-wars-convenshun/